Answer 1

What do an apple and a lawyer have in common? They both look good...

Answer 2

Did you hear about the painter who was fired for dropping things...

Answer 3

What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

Answer 4

Why do some accountants become actuaries? They find bookkeeping...

Answer 5

Answer 6

If at first you don't succeed then maybe you just suck!

Answer 7

Why did the librarian slip on the library floor? She was in the...

Answer 8

A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and...

Answer 9

A study of economics will typically reveal the best time to buy...

Answer 10

Where there's a will there's 400 relatives.

Answer 11

How many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

Answer 12

What did the mechanical engineer do when an air conditioning pipe...

Answer 13

Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"

Answer 14

Answer 15

Why are renderers so fun to be around? They're always getting...

Answer 16

How is buying a used car like going to a whorehouse? You're pretty...

Answer 17

The leaders of the Banker's Union are men of principle who always...

Answer 18

You might be an accountant if your idea of trashing your hotel...

Answer 19

A life insurance agent tells a prospective client "don't let me...

Answer 20

The President of a large corporation opened his directors meeting...