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A good discussion is like a miniskirt... Short enough to retain...

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A guy walks up to a pharmacy counter where a woman is filling...

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A penguin driving cross-country breaks down in hot Arizona. He...

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What did Cinderella do when she got to the ball? Gagged!

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Why do men like BMWs? They can spell it.

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what do you call idiots? people who look up this (:

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Mickey goes back to the judge after asking him before about...

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A guy told his friend "3 bitches were making me sandwiches the...

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Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's? They fall through the holes.

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How many cops does it take to push a black guy down the...

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after four hours of the plumber being at the womans house she says...

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Two adults. He slipped his cold finger up her wet hot pretty...