Blasphemous jokes

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Why did Jesus stop playing hockey?
He kept getting nailed to the boards.

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Jesus sees a woman being assaulted by an angry crowd. He steps in front of her and tells the crowd "let he who hath no sin cast the first stone." A rock suddenly comes flying out of the crowd at the woman. Jesus looks over and says "Damn it, mother! Sometimes you really piss me off!"

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Why can't Jesus eat M&M's?
They fall through the holes.

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