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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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What is the capital of Washington? The W

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If life gives you melons you may be dyslexic.

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Veni, Vidi, Visa: I came, I saw, I shopped.

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what was the captain doing when he died? he was whacking off so...

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Why did the professor get in a horrible wreck? He was grading...

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...

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What word has the most letters in it? Alphabet

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How many sorority sisters does it take to screw in a light...

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I lost it while I was fighting this kid who said you weren't the...

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PUPIL: Teacher, is there life after death? TEACHER: Why do you...

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Tommy answered the Kentucky State frat house phone. The voice said...

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Why did the boy bring a ladder to school? To go to high school

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What is an educated hole in the wall? A wisecrack

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Why is red the color of the University of Georgia? Because they...

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate. Police Officer:...

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Dawn of the planet of Obama care.

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