Education jokes

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Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?
Because education pays off in the long run!

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What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education.

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Why did the child study in an airplane?
He wanted a higher education.

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Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit. Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.

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Give a jackass an education and you get a smartass...

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What is an educated hole in the wall?
A wisecrack

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Student jokes

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Student: How's your history paper coming? Friend: Well, my history...

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College Major jokes

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Nursing: Learning to save people's lives while struggling not to...

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ASU jokes

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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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Homeschool jokes

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Did you hear about the homeschooling mom who talked to...

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Duke jokes

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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....