College Student jokes

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What happened to the college students at the library during a blackout?
They got stuck on the escalator for 3 hours.

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Why were rectal thermometers banned at the college?
They caused too much brain damage.

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How many graduate students does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. But it takes upwards of 5 years for him to get it done.

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Jeremy: But, officer, I am a college graduate.
Police Officer: Ignorance is no excuse!

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College Major jokes

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College jokes

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ASU jokes

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How do you get an asu alum off your porch? Pay for the pizza!

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Duke jokes

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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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Princeton jokes

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...