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How many letters are in the alphabet?
18 because ET went home on a UFO and the FBI went after him.
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Why can't pirates learn the alphabet?
Because they spend years at C!
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What's the first bet that most people make in their lives?
The Alpha bet
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What word has the most letters in it?
Alphabet
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