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Thanksgiving is the day you give thanks for everything so that you...

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Go home cat, you're drunk  

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Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

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Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

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Why do mummies have so few friends? They're all wrapped up in...

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What is in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise? The captain's log

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"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got...

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Can vampires donate blood?

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Why did Michael Jackson like 28-year-olds? Because there were 20...

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Why is there an L in NOEL?