Answer 1

"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got one card from Marilyn Monroe with a picture of her in a bathing suit. What a picture! You know how George Washington looks straight ahead on a two-cent stamp. Well, on this envelope, he kept peeking over his shoulder."

Answer 2

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

Answer 3

Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...

Answer 4

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

Answer 5

How many stuntmen does it take to screw in a light bulb? Five. One...

Answer 6

A friend of mine asked "what do movie actually producers do?" I...