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How did Liberaces asshole get burned? By extinguishing his candelabra.

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What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

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What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?...

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If Harry Potter's so magical you'd think he know how to fix his...

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Never play strip poker with a nudist... they have nothing to lose.

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"I'm betting on Pete Rose getting into the Hall of Fame before...

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What is the official website address of O.J.? Slash, Slash,...

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How many punk rockers does it take to change a light bulb? Two....

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Why is sleeping with a man like watching a soap opera? Just when...

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How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light...

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Discourage Inbreeding... Ban Country Music

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Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto stays on all fours? They're...

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J.R. Tolkien enjoyed writing fairy tales so much it became a Hobbit...

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"When I die I'm going to donate my body to science fiction."

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Why are conductors' hearts used so often for transplants? They've...

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How many magicians does it take to change a light bulb? Into what?

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Why do I watch basketball? To find out who the next member of the...