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How many US Marines does it take to change a light bulb? 50. One...

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"All the time I was in the Navy my wife sent me these nagging...

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Why is 6 feet the minimum height for the Coast Guard? So they can...

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Why did the squirrel sleep on his stomach? To keep his nuts warm!

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Why do 2 skunks argue? They like to kick up a stink.

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What do you call a bee in a rock band? The lead stinger

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Why did the snowman pull down his pants? He saw the snow blower...

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The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Luckily they didn't have...

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The Sluts Prayer...   Now I lay me down to...

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That piggy looks constipated.  

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What do girls and camels have in common? They both have camel toes.

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What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet? Bambee

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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea

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How do you make a cat drink? Put it in a blender and strain off...

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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

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My New Year's resolution is to look at the glass as half full,...

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Why did the rabbits go on strike? They wanted a better celery.

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A man who was about to be executed was asked if he would like to...