Answer 1

You know you need a new lawyer when he's cross examining a witness and his cell phone starts ringing he tells the judge "do you mind if I take this?"

Answer 2

You know you need a new lawyer when the judge overrules him he says "well, we'll see if that holds up on appeal!"

Answer 3

You know you need a new lawyer when he starts flipping off the jurors he believes will vote against him.

Answer 4

You know you need a new lawyer when the prosecuting attorney falls out of his chair laughing when he sees who's representing you.

Answer 5

You know you need a new lawyer when he asks to call himself to the stand and then starts questioning himself.

Answer 6

You know you need a new lawyer when he chooses jurors based on coin flips.

Answer 7

You know you need a new lawyer when the judge upholds one of his objections and he tells you "I learned that one from an episode of Matlock!"

Answer 8

You know you need a new lawyer when he asks the judge to hurry up because he's late for another case.

Answer 9

You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness "I'd watch my step if I were you!"

Answer 10

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Answer 11

You know you're a pothead when your pot tray is fuller than your...

Answer 12

You know you're having a bad day when you take an advance on your...

Answer 13

You know you're trailer trash when your idea of loading the...

Answer 14

You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot...