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"Epsilon time since I saw you last."

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What would you call it when an Italian has one arm shorter than...

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Why should you invite a giraffe over for Christmas? To put the...

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle snakes

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"I've never had a need to get married. I have a dog that growls...

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A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...

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Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If...

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"I try to do my part in giving back to the community. I volunteer...

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"I'm a Republican because not everyone can be on welfare."

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Congress does some strange things. It puts a high tax on liquor...

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What magazine do gangsters hate? Life

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Can the teacher give a homeless kid homework?

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I wish my grass was emo cause then it would cut itself!

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Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book....

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If the weather man says there's a 50% chance of rain does that...

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A child prayed for a bike. When he didn't get it he later stole a...

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Who was the greatest comedian in the Bible? Samson. He brought...

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Why don't they just make food stamps edible?

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What do you call two Vietnamese in a Trans Am? The gooks of hazard!