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Why do giraffes have long neckss? cause they are compensating for...

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What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street? Put them in...

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Where did the kittens go on a class trip? To the meow-seum

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How do you make a cat drink? Put it in a blender and strain off...

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When lightning strikes the ocean why don't all the fish die?

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A penguin driving cross-country breaks down in hot Arizona. He...

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Why don't cows ever have any money? The farmers milk them dry!

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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide

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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

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How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator

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What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet? Bambee

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What do you call a bee in a rock band? The lead stinger

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That piggy looks constipated.  

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What has 2 gray legs and 2 brown legs? An elephant with diarrhea

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What is the difference between a cat and a frog? A cat only has 9...

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What do baby pythons play with? Rattle snakes

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There is a swing party in the jungle. The monkey is walking around...

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What do you call a 100-year old ant? An antique