Answer 1

Why did the picture go to jail?
Because it was framed.

Answer 2

What do you get if you cross an artist with a police officer?
A brush with the law

Answer 3

What did Vincent say when he couldn't find his car?
Where did my Van Gogh?

Answer 4

How many art directors does it take to change a light bulb?
Why does it have to be a light bulb?

Answer 5

What do you call an American drawing?
Yankee doodle

Answer 6

Artist: What's your opinion of my painting?
Critic: It's worthless.
Artist: I know. But I'd like to hear it anyway.

Answer 7

An artist went to the shop to buy a new stand. He pondered the choices for a while and then decided on the lesser of two easels.

Answer 8

An artist is kissing his model on the couch when he hears the front door open... "Oh no! It's my wife," he shouts to the model. "Quick! Get your clothes off!"

Answer 9

What do modern artists eat for breakfast?
Surreal

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Antique Shop Owner: How can I help you? Blonde Customer: So what's...

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Van Gogh was known to be vague. Whatever you said to him just went...

Answer 15

What do you call the costume of a one-legged ballerina? A one-one