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"My dog's so obedient... I said 'heel' and he bit me right there!"

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why is justin bieber so amazing? because

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Did you hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp? When you lick it...

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What do a high-wire artist without a safety net and a man getting...

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Who is the world's greatest athlete? The guy who finishes first...

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"I'm not saying our house is a mess but last week vandals broke in...

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You know you're addicted to video games when you've been shot...

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Two TV's got married. The wedding was boring but the reception was...

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What do you call a blonde in a sauna? A hot air balloon

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Why did Humpty Dumpty have a great fall? To make up for a bad summer

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Why does Superman bother leaping over the tallest building in a...

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What do you call a Jamaican proctologist? Pokemon

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Husband: Honey, I just won the lottery! Pack your bags! Wife:...

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Why do bagpipe players walk when they play? They're trying to get...

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What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster? Hello, Hello