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Liberace had a mansion in Vegas but spent a lot of time in Queens.

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How many pianos did Liberace have?
No one knows. We just know he had organs up the ass!

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Did you hear heaven is going broke?
Liberace is up there blowing all the prophets!

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There's a new Liberace movie on HBO but it's really just a grown-up, gayer version of "Glee."

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Liberace was a great pianist but he sucked on the organ.

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What did they find during Liberace's autopsy?
Michael Jackson's other glove

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How did Liberaces asshole get burned?
By extinguishing his candelabra.

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