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What do you get when you cross a pot-smoking draft dodger with a...

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Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about...

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John and his kids walk into a bar after driving there bog standard...

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A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere...

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I was God once. It was going really well until everyone died.

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No presents this year  

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What was Ronald Reagan's last movie called? Partial Recall

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Mother Superior: I must tell everyone something. We have a case of...

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Did you hear about the nun that went on a fishing trip with 3...

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What do you get when you cross a gypsy and a Jew? A chain of empty...

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How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two....

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick...

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How do you make 4 old ladies say "FUCK!?" Get a 5th to yell "BINGO!"

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"I've got nothing against Mormons but I wouldn't want my sisters...