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What's the hardest part about being a pedophile....fitting in

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how can you insult the mafia? call them gangsters.

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Make crime pay. Be a lawyer.

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What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...

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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

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Here's an incest comedy video: ...

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

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How does an LA cop catch fish? He catches one and beats it until...

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You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

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make a pig noise obnoxiously loud.

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Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

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I asked the "vending machine" to dispense me another sweet She...

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"If it wasn't for pickpockets I'd have no sex life at all."

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What magazine do gangsters hate? Life

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Two terrorists are having a discussion in a bar. Terrorist: We...