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How do you cut Rome in half? With Caesars.

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How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? Trick...

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Hitler produced a book while he was alive- it was a cooking book....

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Why were roads built? So that the chicken could cross it in the...

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You might be a Republican if you've ever referred to the moral...

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How will history remember Bill Clinton? The President who was...

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"

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what is the best advert for gun control in America? Footage of...

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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Why did Anthony Wiener suddenly quit Viagra therapy? Because his...

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"All the time I was in the Navy my wife sent me these nagging...

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Why is 6 feet the minimum height for the Coast Guard? So they can...

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During the government shutdown nonessential White House employees...

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Why do Americans choose from just two people to run for president...

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I was a war baby. My parents took one look at me and started fighting.

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How come we choose from 2 people for President but 50 for Miss...

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A liberal is someone too poor to be a capitalist and too rich to...