Atheist jokes - Pardon My Ego

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"Thank god I'm an Atheist!"

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What is an atheist's favorite Christmas movie?
"Coincidence on 34th Street"

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Atheism is a non-prophet organization.

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If atheists don't believe in God can they get insured for an act of god?

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"I was an atheist until I realized I was God."

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Did you hear about the atheist dyslexic?
He didn't believe there was a dog.

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Do atheists have to swear on the Bible when they testify in court?

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What is an atheist?
A man with no invisible means of support

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What is the biggest problem atheists have?
No one to talk to during orgasm.

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