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how can you insult the mafia? call them gangsters.

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Can the teacher give a homeless kid homework?

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My life coach just benched me.

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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

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Buggy

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Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

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A psychic once told me I'm psychic.

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out...

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What do you call a female magician? Trixie

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What are a leper's favorite songs? "Footloose" and "Eyes Without a...

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T-shirt: I listen to bands that don't even exist yet!

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How do you make 4 old ladies say "FUCK!?" Get a 5th to yell "BINGO!"

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"I'm not lazy. I'm physically conservative!"

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what is the best advert for gun control in America? Footage of...

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I used to like my neighbors. Then they put a password on their WiFi...

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrrr!