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A riddle is not a joke. When a small child says they have a joke...

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The auditor tells the taxpayer "I'm afraid we can't let you deduct...

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What is 18 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? The tie...

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Why did the librarian slip on the library floor? She was in the...

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What do a farmer and a pimp have in common? Both need a hoe to...

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Do the pamphlet. Whip it out. I need it now!

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Why is it that when a man gets a promotion ahead of a woman it's...

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Newspaper Headline: Miners Refuse to Work After Death

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Why did the blonde secretary cut off her finger? She wanted to...

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A recent study shows there are 12 million Americans who aren't...

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Why did the electrician close early on Mondays? Because business...

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How many journalists does it take to screw in a light...

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What happens to dead plumbers? They go down the drain!

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Mailman: Does your dog bite? Boy: No. The dog bites the mailman's...

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How many auto mechanics does it take to change a light bulb? Six....

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The President of a large corporation opened his directors meeting...