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Chris you lift pencils with rubbers on the end

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What's the difference between a Yankee fan and a bag of crap? The bag!

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What's the difference between a golfer and a skydiver? A golfer...

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Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....

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If a white woman in the Army is a WAC what is a black woman in the...

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Why was the diver angry at the diving board? Because it flipped...

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What's the difference between a g-spot and a golf ball? A guy will...

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Is a halfback more valuable than a quarterback?

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Golfer: "Caddy, how do you like my game?" Caddy: "Very good sir,...

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Baseball is 90% mental. The other half is physical.

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"I'm betting on Pete Rose getting into the Hall of Fame before...

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If a boat carrying Robert Pressley, Geoff Bodine, and John...

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How do you know when a NASCAR car is broke down? it turns...

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If winning isn't everything why do they keep score?

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What do babies and basketball players have in common? They both...

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Who is the world's greatest athlete? The guy who finishes first...

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Why doesn't the fattest man in the world just become a hockey goalie?

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Why are baseball stadiums so cool? There's a fan in every seat.