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Kelly: I have a new job at a bowling alley. George: Tenpin? Kelly:...

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Did you hear Danica Patrick was arrested for drugs? They found...

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Don't marry a tennis player; love means nothing to them.

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"My hockey mom can beat up your soccer mom."

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How do baseball players stay cool? Sit next to their fans.

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What's the best way to stop a runaway horse? Bet on it.

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It's very uncommon for two archers to have the same score --...

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Not the kind of contact I had in mind....  

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What did Dale Earnhardt and Hitler have in common? They both...

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Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.

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First I was a Giant fan, then I was a Jet fan... now I'm a small...

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A woman was cheering her son on in a Little League game. He was...

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Why did the woman take out a book while sunning at the beach? She...

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A lion wouldn't cheetah on its mate. But a Tiger Wood.

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What is the official website address of O.J.? Slash, Slash,...

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I tried out for the football team and walked on as a freshman....

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What stories are told by basketball players? Tall tales

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What do Dale Jr and global warming have in common?? 10 years...

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What do Lance Armstrong and Tony Montana have in common? They're...

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Did you hear the joke about the football game that ended...