Answer 1

If Marilyn Monroe were alive right now what would she be doing?
Clawing at the lid of her coffin

Answer 2

Did you hear about the new Marilyn Monroe stamp?
When you lick it you feel just like a Kennedy.

Answer 3

What is Woody Allen's only objection to having an Oriental lover?...

Answer 4

Charlie agreed to a restraining order of 300 yards from Denise...

Answer 5

"You should have seen the Christmas cards I got this year. I got...

Answer 6

Knock knock Who's there? Britney Spears Britney Spears who? Knock...

Answer 7

why is justin bieber so amazing? because