Contest jokes

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Yo mama so fat she entered a fat contest and won 1st, 2nd, and 3rd prize.

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How did the lactose-intolerant man fare in the eating contest?
He won by a narrow margarine.

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Who is the world's greatest athlete?
The guy who finishes first and third in a masturbation contest.

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Gambling jokes

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"I'm betting on Pete Rose getting into the Hall of Fame before...

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OJ Simpson jokes

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What is the official website address of O.J.? Slash, Slash,...

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Skateboarding jokes

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How many skateboarders does it take to screw in a light bulb? 9....

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Why is Mexico not in the Olympics jokes

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Why aren't there Mexicans in the Olympics? They all got deported.

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Philadelphia Flyers jokes

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