Answer 1

What sort of jewels do monsters wear?
Tomb stones

Answer 2

Why did it take the monster a year to finish a book?
He wasn't very hungry.

Answer 3

What do you say when you meet a two-headed monster?
Hello, Hello

Answer 4

What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

Answer 5

Why did the witch buy a computer? She needed the spellcheck.

Answer 6

If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

Answer 7

What happened when Dracula broke up with his girlfriend? They...

Answer 8

Do zombies like being dead? Of corpse