Answer 1

Prosecutor: Did you kill the victim?
Defendant: No, I didn't.
Prosecutor: Do you know what the penalties are for perjury?
Defendant: No. But they're a hell of a lot better than the penalty for murder!

Answer 2

Defendant: As the Lord is my judge, I am not guilty.
Judge: He's not, I am, you are, 3 months, next!

Answer 3

Judge: I'm holding you in contempt of court.
Witness: But I'm doing my best to hide it!

Answer 4

Why do they ask you in court if you swear to tell the truth? If you plan on lying do they really think you'd tell them?

Answer 5

Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

Answer 6

A jury is a group of 12 people who determine which client has the...

Answer 7

Confucius say... Woman who sit on judge's lap get honorable discharge.

Answer 8

You know you need a new lawyer when he warns a hostile witness...

Answer 9

What is the difference between a dry cleaner and a lawyer? The...