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"I'm not saying our house is a mess but last week vandals broke in...

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Bank Manager: What is a cyclone? Banta: When a bank gives a loan...

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A Penn State student trying to raise money for cancer came up to...

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Why did the chick cross the road? Beacause his mother tried to...

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what do knights hate?A dragonflies!

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Got a Mechanic Coming?

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Twerking and Selfie were just added to the dictionary. Future and...

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A bus is a vehicle that runs twice as fast when you are after it...

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Customer: Waiter! This soup tastes funny. Waiter: Then you should...

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Why should u never fight an dinosour Because I will get jurrass...

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I didn't mean to offend you. That was just a bonus!

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What did the midget order in the cafe? A glass of condensed milk...

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I used to like my neighbors. Then they put a password on their WiFi...

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Who can jump higher than a tall building? Anyone. A building can't...

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What will it take to shut you up? Let me guess... my dick.

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Yo mama so stupid if she got amnesia she'd get smarter.