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What did the blonde say about blonde jokes? She said they were...

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It's more of a pun but... This is going to be inkredible!

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Why did the parrot wear a raincoat? He wanted to be a polyunsaturated.

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What season is it when you're on a trampoline? Spring-time

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What do you call a man who lends his tools to a neighbor? A saw loser

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Darryl Strawberry admitted he would have used steroids if they...

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What do you call a scary chicken? A poultrygeist

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If practice makes perfect and nobody's perfect, why practice?

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Homer: "The answers to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a...

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What is the difference between a DJ and a dog? The dog knows when...

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How did Princess Di stay so thin? She went on a crash diet.

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Did Roman paramedics refer to IVs as 4's?

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Dad: You can't be buying all these toys. Do you think money grows...

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Did you hear about the one-fingered Jewish thief? He specialized...

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Why are people not allowed to run outside naked but naked statues...

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Two lawyers leave the office. 1st: I can't wait to get home. As...

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