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Ed: Have you ever smelled mothballs? Paul: Yeah. Ed: How did you...

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If a 911 operator has a heart attack who do they call?

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What do you call a cracked window? A pane in the glass

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Oh, I'm on top of that one!  

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Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing is...

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Fighting for peace is like fucking for chastity.

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What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Hell's...

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When you put "THE" and "IRS" together it forms "THEIRS."....

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Why are pirates so mean? They just arrrrrr!

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What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!

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Life's a bitch and then you're reincarnated!

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"I wanted this date to end well so I brought my wingman......

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A cat and a rooster were playing by a pool. The cat fell in. The...

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Some people are willing to go out on a limb to conserve forests!

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What's worse than it raining cats and dogs? Hailing taxis