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Harry was found guilty of bigamy. Apparently he wanted to have his...

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It's very uncommon for two archers to have the same score --...

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What do a witch and a candle have in common? They are both wicked.

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Why do women close their eyes when having sex? They can't stand to...

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Why is England the wettest country? Because the queen has reigned...

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Who is the most famous married woman in the US? Mrs Sippi

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Montana: At least our cows are sane!

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"Don't Juneau what the capital of Alaska is?"

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Not the kind of contact I had in mind....  

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Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead his act is still...

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What do you get when you cross a puppy and a cantaloupe? A...

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What do you call poop that comes from a bull? BULLSHIT

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Why was the willow weeping? He was unpoplar.

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Customer: Do you have any Alligator shirts? Clerk: Yes, sir. What...

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How do you make a slow horse fast? Don't feed it.

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Patient: Doctor, I'm getting heartburn every time I eat birthday...

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Do clowns wear really big socks?

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How do you fix a broken tuba? With a "tuba glue"

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What is the difference between a trumpet soloist and King...

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What is the difference between a guitarist and a savings bond? The...