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What do sailors and opera singers have in common? They both have...

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What do you get when you cross a gypsy and a Jew? A chain of empty...

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Why does the bride always wear white? So the dishwasher matches...

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A honeymoon couple checks into a hotel and ask for a suite....

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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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What happened to the glow worm who was squashed? He was delighted.