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Why didn't the nose want to go to school? He was tired of getting...

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Did you hear about the man who did it with a parakeet? He...

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If you're in hell and you get mad at someone where do you tell...

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What is avoidable? The job of a bullfighter

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What is a zebra? 26 sizes larger than an 'A' bra

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Did you hear about the new line of Tampax with bells and...

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"Welcome to married life! Too bad everyone hates your wife..."

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Yo mama so stupid she asked "what's the number for 911?"

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What is the motto of the ghoul convention? The morgue the merrier!

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If swimming keeps you in shape why do whales look like they do?

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You might be a redneck jedi if you ever thought Jabba the Hutt has...

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Why did Helen Keller commit suicide? I don't know. She was wearing...

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Why don't Buddhists vacuum in the corners? Because they have no...

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You might be white trash if you're reading a book... and using...

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Mother: Never, never take candy from strangers. Johnny: You're...

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Did you hear about the cover-all insurance policy? If you bump...

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A young Tennesseean went to the bathroom while his friend went...

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How can you tell if your wife has Alzheimer's or AIDS? Drop her...