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Man Steals Clock, Faces Time.

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How was shit made? God smashed up a nigger and gave it a better smell!

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The teacher asked Jimmy "why do you have your cat at school...

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Yo mama so old they have to have a fireman there every time she...

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Yo mama so dumb she sits on the TV and watches the couch!

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What is the difference between an angry circus owner and a Roman...

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Yo mama so nasty she make Right Guard turn left, make Secret...

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Why do Mexicans have small steering wheels? So they can drive with...

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What do you get when you cross a fawn with a hornet? Bambee

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Why couldn't the skeleton tell a joke? Answer: He left his funny...

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if a king farts is it a noble gas?

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Sometimes I question my sanity. Occasionally, it replies.

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Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.

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What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...

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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

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