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Some cause happiness wherever they go. You make it whenever you go.

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What is alimony? Funds which allow a woman who lived unhappily...

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Attorney: Do you believe you are emotionally stable? Witness:...

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What's the difference between eHarmony and Ancestry.com? Nothing

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When you talk to god it's called praying. When he answers back...

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What do you call two physicians? Paradox

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Why did the chicken cross the beach? To get to the other tide

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there were two rednecks drinking beer and redneck one asked...

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Husband: Honey, your mom fell down the stairs 15 minutes...

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Actors may be the ones on the stage, but the techs shine brighter.

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Do jellyfish get gas from eating jellybeans?

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If you don't pay your exorcist do you get repossessed?

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Why did the baseball player practice using Playboy magazine? He...

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How does a cow add and subtract? With a cowculator

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what do you call a 3rd grader with no friends? a sand hook surviver

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Chevy: Like a Rock

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I don't think he has a gun.

Answer 20

I didn't say it was your fault. I said I was blaming you.