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How many Jews can you fit in a Volkswagen? 54. Two in the front,...

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Why do blondes wear underwear? To keep their ankles warm

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Newton just burned the heck out of Galileo. You know what he says?...

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Little Johnny: Mommy, all the kids in school say I have a big...

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Reporter: Would you say being a telephone operator is a business...

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How many publishers does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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A man walks into a bar in Bangkok. A sign reads: Cheese Sandwich:...

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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

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What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it...

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Jack: I just shafted my girlfriend in the elevator. Harry: Dude,...

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The other day I received some sad news. A good friend of mine was...

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A little boy wrote to Santa Claus "please send me a sister." Santa...

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Yo mama so fat she puts mayonnaise on aspirin!

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Mailman: Does your dog bite? Boy: No. The dog bites the mailman's...

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Too Often Yankees Overprice This Automobile

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Woman: I've got a big problem, doctor. When we're in bed and my...

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What goes ha, ha, thump? A guy laughing his head off

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Did you hear about the Polish wolf? He chewed off 3 legs and was...

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A skunk didn't know what he was so he asked a duck. The duck...