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Why did the computer get sick? He left his windows open.

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Quantum Mechanics... The dreams stuff is made of.

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if a king farts is it a noble gas?

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Statisticians do it with models.

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Why do people point at their wrist when they ask you what time it...

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Why did the man dump ground beef on his head? He wanted a meatier...

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Student: Science is stupid. Teacher: Why do you say that? Student:...

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Guess what planet I'll destroy next, it's Uranus!

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Is it a bad thing when you Google something and it comes back...

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What type of phone do aliens use? A Samsung Galaxy 4

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Gravity sucks.

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You might be an engineer if you look forward to Christmas only to...

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What happens if you touch a faulty wire? You get a shock

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An architect is someone who makes beautiful models but...

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"I tried to daydream but my mind kept wandering."

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When do astronauts eat? At launch time!

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What did the ground say to the earthquake? You crack me up!

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What did the man do after being found guilty of sabotaging the...