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How do you know that Mickey raped Minnie Mouse? Because he has a...

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What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?  Nothing…...

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What a woman says: This place is a mess. C'mon! You and I need to...

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What is the longest sentence in the English language? "I do."

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Chevy: Like a Rock

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How can you tell when a man is a bachelor? He comes to work from a...