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Janet: I heard this song on the radio the other day but it sounded...

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"I was having sex with my girl last night and she started crying!"...

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A woman tells a policeman "my ex-boyfriend stole my pot!" The...

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Jesse: Dad, what is used most often for birth control? Billy Bob:...

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Husband: When I'm 60 I'm going to find myself a sweet little...

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A young polar bear cub approached his mother. Cub: Am I a polar...

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A baby seal walks into a club...

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Mean people suck. Nice people swallow.

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Did you hear about the desperado who tried to hijack a bus full of...

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How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Poker face!

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What did the earthworm say to the caterpillar? "Who did you have...

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"I know I should lift weights but those things are so heavy!"

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Mary: Do I have to have a baby shower? Joan: Not if you change its...

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You might be a redneck if you think the Super Bowl is in...

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How many Mensans does it take to change a light bulb? None. The...

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How many Romanians does it take to change a light bulb? How many...

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How many Duke students does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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What is the only positive thing about Kenya? HIV

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What does CPA stand for? Can't Produce Anything

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A pharmacist told his customer "take one of these every 4 hours,...