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A Puritan is someone who is deathly afraid that someone, somewhere...

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What was Ronald Reagan's last movie called? Partial Recall

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How many small town residents does it take to screw in a light...

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How many Beverly Hills residents does it take to screw in a light...

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How many FBI agents does it take to change a light bulb? Three....

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How many Communists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two....

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How many Satanists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Light...

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How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light...

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How many libertarians does it take to change a light bulb? None....

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How many Princeton students does it take to change a light...

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How many fundamentalists does it take to screw in a light...

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How many Freemasons does it take to change a lightbulb? I can't...

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How many Oregonians does it take to change a light bulb? Nine. One...

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How many Valley Girls does it take to change a light bulb? Oooh,...

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How many pro-lifers does it take to change a light bulb? Six. Two...

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Why is someone who invests all your money called a "broker?"

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What do you call a laughing motorcycle? A Yamahahaha.