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What did the glasses maker call his shop when he moved to an...

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What's the good thing about having Alzheimer's? You get to meet...

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What do you call a disco full of epileptics? A foam party

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What's black and sitting at the top of the staircase? A paraplegic...

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My wife's skin looks like a million dollars... wrinkled and green!

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Why did Justin Bieber cross the road? To reach puberty

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Why is ET short? Because he has little legs!

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"An old man came up to me at the ATM the other day asking me to...

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yo mama was so cocked when she was tyrin to look for burger king...

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"I'm in no shape to exercise."

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How many chiropractors does it take to change a light bulb? Only...

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Patient: You have to help me. I'm under a lot of stress. I keep...

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Hope I don't get AIDS on my trip to Africa. Just kidding, I'm white!

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A man stands on the bathroom scale sucking in his stomach. Wife:...

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What is hard and pink when it goes in and soft and wet when it...

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Never accept a drink from a urologist or a friendly handshake from...

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A pharmacist told his customer "take one of these every 4 hours,...

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*Twitches* Blurts: Your moms dick. *Twitch* *Twitch*

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A life insurance agent tells a prospective client "don't let me...