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Bumper sticker: "Thank You For Pot Smoking"

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You might be a pothead if you think "Truckin'" by the Grateful...

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Did you hear Viagra is coming out in a nasal spray? It's for...

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Why does the label on children's Tylenol tell you not to operate...

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Why couldn't the hippie be saved from drowning? He was too far out...

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What do you call a stoner epileptic? Shake and Bake

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Why was the cow bummed when the cat ran away with the spoon? He...

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You know you're a pothead when your pot tray is fuller than your...

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Answering machine message: "If you want to buy marijuana press the...

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What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape

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How many potheads does it take to change a light bulb? Two. One to...

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"I like my women the same as I like my whiskey... 20 years old and...

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What is sleep? A completely inadequate substitute for caffeine.

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A pothead was walking down a road when a genie appeared in front...

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A pharmacist told his customer "take one of these every 4 hours,...