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Abortion jokes

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Did you hear about the abortion clinic Pro-Lifers opened for blondes?
It has a 10-month waiting list.

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Abortion... It brings out the kid in you!

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What do they call abortion in Prague?
A cancelled Czech

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1st Doctor: Why did you proceed with killing the fetus?
2nd Doctor: You said 'abort! abort!'

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There's a controversy over the Jewish view of exactly when life begins. Jewish tradition dictates that the fetus is not considered viable until after it graduates from medical school.

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