Answer 1

"I have been in an abusive relationship for almost 20 years. Possessive, controlling, full of manipulation, emotional distress, and even some physical violence... But it's for her own good!"

Answer 2

What do three million abused women do wrong every year?
They don't fucking listen.

Answer 3

What do you tell a bitch with two black eyes?
Nothing. You done told the bitch twice already!

Answer 4

"50,000 battered women and I still eat mine plain?!"

Answer 5

Don't hit kids... They've got guns now.

Answer 6

Judge: Why do you keep beating your wife?
Defendant: Your honor, I think it's my weight advantage, longer arm reach and superior footwork!

Answer 7

What is strong enough for a man but made for a woman?
The back of my hand.

Answer 8

Answer 9

What does the woman who just got out of an abusive relationship do?
Better be the damn dishes!

Answer 10

What's the hardest part about being a pedophile....fitting in

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Answer 13

Here's an incest comedy video: ...

Answer 14

What makes 9 out of 10 people happy? Gang rape