Answer 1

What's the only thing that can grow in Phoenix?
The crime rate

Answer 2

What do ASU and UofA students have in common?
They all wanted to go to ASU.

Answer 3

Why do UofA cheerleaders wear underwear?
To keep their ankles warm

Answer 4

What do Arizona and pot have in common?
They both get smoked in bowls!

Answer 5

How do you make University of Arizona cookies?
Put them in a big bowl and beat for 3 hours.

Answer 6

How do you know when it's hot in Arizona?
The cows are giving evaporated milk.

Answer 7

Why do Arizona State graduates put their diploma on their dashboard?
So they can park in handicap parking!

Answer 8

Where was OJ hiding right before the Bronco chase?
On the UofA campus. That's the last place you would find a good football player.

Answer 9

Why do UofA fans go to Mexico?
Cheap tequila

Answer 10

What do you call a Sun Devil with a championship ring?
A thief!

Answer 11

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Answer 12

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Answer 13

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Answer 14

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