Fake Magnetic Bumper Stickers
Facebook Thumbs Down2,901,438 people dislike this

Roadkill T-ShirtsYou are a pill babe



Fake Parking Tickets
Being an idiot isn't a crime so you're free to go

Smartass Shirts

Ballet jokes

  
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by a contributor
edited by MC Jester

3 Jokes

0 like 0 dislike
Did you hear about the overweight ballerina?
She has to wear a three-three!
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
Why do ballerinas have to stand on their toes? Can't they just get taller women?!
Shared by a contributor
0 like 0 dislike
What do you call the costume of a one-legged ballerina?
A one-one

Your joke

Related jokes

7 jokes
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by a contributor
I'd QA that logo dopes  
1 Joke
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by Argo
How many square dancers does it take to screw in a light...
4 jokes
2 jokes
Requested in Entertainment & Arts by a contributor
Van Gogh was known to be vague. Whatever you said to him just went...