Banana jokes

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Why did the banana go to the doctor?
Because he wasn't peeling very well.

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Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Banana split so ice creamed!

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What kind of key opens a banana?
A monkey!

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Clean Banana jokes

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What did the banana do after the monkey began chasing it? The...

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Plum jokes

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hey what's that on your thumb? a plum on your thumb!

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Apple jokes

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Step 1: Name your iPhone "Titanic." Step 2: Plug it into your...

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Prune jokes

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Why did the raisin go out with the prune? She couldn't find a date.

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Grape jokes

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Why does a grapefruit look nothing like a grape?