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What did the cannibal get when he was late for dinner?
The cold shoulder
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Did you hear about the cannibal who was expelled from school?
He was buttering up his teacher for finals.
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Cannibal 1: Are you done eating?
Cannibal 2: I'm on my last leg now.
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Why do cannibals prefer eating readers to writers?
Writers cramp but readers digest.
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Did you hear about the cannibal restaurant?
Dinner costs an arm and a leg.
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Why did the cannibal become a police officer?
So he could grill suspects.
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What is a cannibal's favorite game?
Swallow the leader
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Did you hear about the cannibal who loved fast food?
He ordered a pizza with everybody on it!
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Why did the cannibal eat the tight-rope walker?
He wanted a well-balanced diet.
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Why did the cannibal go to the psychiatrist?
He was fed up with people.
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Why does Hannibal Lecter's new girlfriend hate talking to him when he is nauseous?
He keeps bringing up all of his old girlfriends!
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Did you hear about the cannibals who attended a wedding?
They toasted the bride and groom.
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One asks the other "does this taste funny to you?"
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What is a cannibal's favorite type of TV show?
A celebrity roast
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Why did the cannibal rush to the cafeteria?
He heard children were half price.
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Did you hear about the cannibal who is on a diet?
He only eats midgets.
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What happened when the cannibal ate his mother-in-law?
She still didn't agree with him.
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Why do cannibals like Jehovah's Witnesses?
They're free delivery.
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Why aren't cannibals invited to more weddings?
They insist on toasting the bride and groom.
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Cannibals like to meat people.
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When do cannibals leave the table?
When everyone's eaten
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Did you hear about the cannibal who passed his brother in the woods?
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What does a cannibal have in his freezer?
A pound of ground Chuck.
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Cannibal keeps strict diet: "I only eat vegetarians."
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