Answer 1

If a man cries he's a wimp.
If he doesn't he's an insensitive jerk.

Answer 2

If a man buys a woman flowers he's after something.
If he doesn't he's not thoughtful.

Answer 3

If a woman has a headache she's tired.
If a man has a headache he doesn't love her anymore.

Answer 4

If a man wants it too often he's oversexed.
If he doesn't there must be someone else.

Answer 5

If Jimmy cracked corn and nobody cares, then why did they write a song for it?

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Answer 9

A sphincter says what? What? Exactly!

Answer 10